I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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