I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I can't put those talents on a resume
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How naked do you want me to be?
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