At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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