Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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