I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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