big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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