just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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