Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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