I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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