New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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