Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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