I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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