So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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