We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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