very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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