When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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