Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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