She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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