we're blogging at a bar
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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