I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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