Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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