You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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