Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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