there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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