MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
honey bunches of taint.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My vagina is officially offended.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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