I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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