what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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