Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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