these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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