their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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