I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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