hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Shame - the story of my life.
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