That's intense
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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