6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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