I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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