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grandma shit on top of the toilet
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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