Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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