Tell her she can't have a vagina
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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