Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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