He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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