His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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