At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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