Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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