love makes seman taste better
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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