Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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