so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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