Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I smell like Dick and happiness
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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