I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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