weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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