If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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