I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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