thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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