I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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