sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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